Bias is everywhere, and discrimination against mustached Texans has been pervasive since the 1960s.

Acceptance of lip sweaters has ebbed and flowed, but the mustache’s glory years, of course, were the 1970s, when a man or woman could wear a mustache without scorn.

Virtually overnight, as disco faded and Walter Cronkite left television, the cookie duster became a fad seen only on law enforcement, moto-cross drivers, and members of the Village People.

But we at Rock City Outfitters support those that choose to wear the stache and invite each of our fellow Americans to join the fight against the hatred and jealousy that permeate our American culture. Viva mustachio!

Printed on a soft Cotton/poly Next Level brand men's tee.

These shirts run pretty true to size and I would just order whatever size your normally wear in a men's shirt. They are 60% cotton however, so after the first wash, it is natural for them to draw up just a tad in the body length and sleeves.